Some people are polished. Some people are refined. And then there’s you—unapologetically chaotic and zero regrets.
This tee says what everyone’s already thinking: “I’m all trash, no dumpster—don’t try to contain me.”
Featuring your spirit animal (glamorously unhinged), this is the shirt for the snack hoarders, the drama gremlins, and the midnight goblins who thrive in emotional clutter and leftover takeout.
Slap on this shirt, grab a cold slice of pizza, and remember: Some were born to sparkle—others were born to dig through it.
